Trinkkumpel
Honest.
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Your mate behind the bar

Photograph your drink. Lukas tells you the truth.

Trinkkumpel recognizes what is in the glass from a photo, rates it honestly, keeps an eye on your blood alcohol and tells you where to get something cheap nearby, right now. Runs right in the browser, no sign-up at all.

The Trinkkumpel app, “Now” tab: “Fancy something?” with tiles for beer, wine, something stronger and surprise me
Amazing

A genuinely great choice. Enjoy it.

It'll do

You can drink it, but it is no highlight.

Swill

Dollar-store rotgut. Lukas says so before you regret it.

Hands off

Gross or risky. Lukas cuts you off.

How it works

1

Photo in

Photograph the drink: label, glass or can. Lukas recognizes brand and style, even reads the real ABV off the label.

2

Straight talk out

An honest verdict, kick and coziness scales, value for money, what goes with it, and an alternative if it is not your drink.

3

Stay mates

Lukas remembers your history and your tastes, chats like a bartender and knows your current BAC.

Hear Lukas out

A real example from the advisor chat, only lightly trimmed. Lukas speaks German, he grew up behind this counter.

Lukas
Lukas is in

The dots show him typing. Scroll down and watch.

What Lukas can do

All of it from your real data: your drinks, your tastes, your session tonight.

Photo check

Rates it like ten years behind the bar

An honest verdict with reasons, real ratings from Untappd or Vivino when they exist. No made-up scores, no polite four stars.

BAC, honestly

Widmark, not gut feeling

A live BAC curve, “under 0.5 by HH:MM”, the time you will be sober again and how much headroom is left, like “about 2 more beers to 0.8”.

Cheap nearby

Tells you where the cheap stuff is around the corner

Share your location and Lukas lists open shops nearby, sorted by distance AND price tendency: supermarket and corner shop before gas station, gas station before bar. With walking time, “open now” and a Lukas verdict. No made-up prices, just an honest sort.

Now tab

One tap: what, where, how much

In the mood for something? One tap and Lukas gives you the tip, the nearest open shop (Google data, real opening hours) and your current BAC, all in one card.

Mate chat

Talks like behind the bar

Knows what you have had today, what you love and hate. And he pumps the brakes: from 0.8 ‰ it is water instead of another round, no sermon.

Food in between

Factors in food, honestly

One tap on “Eaten”, Lukas recommends hearty food from 0.3 ‰. Food slows the rise ahead (a flatter peak) but does NOT sober you up faster. The app says exactly that. The calories from alcohol are counted anyway.

History

Your drinking profile, no lecture

Day, week, month, an 8-week heatmap, taste territories and how well a drink fits you. Plus a recap the morning after.

Get home safe

Thinks about the way home too

From 0.5 ‰ Lukas plans with you: public transport instead of car, water in between, breaks get credit instead of grief.

Promised: no bullshit

No fake numbers Scores only when they were really found. Otherwise an honest take.
No ad fluff Lukas is not selling you anything. He tells you the truth, even when it stings.
No free pass The BAC estimate is rough. Fit to drive always means: zero point zero.

Get Lukas in before the night starts.

Free during beta. Right in your browser, installable as an app.

Get your mate now

or in the gemivo App Store